ガーベラ

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可愛らしいガーベラ。
お花屋さんで見かけると、ついつい連れて帰りたくなります。



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キク科センボンヤリ属。
Wikipediaによると、品種は2000品種以上あるそうですよ。



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名前の由来は、18世紀ドイツの医者Gerber の名前から。
そういえば、「大草原の小さな家」で、ローラの一家と仲良しのおじさんに、
ガーベイさんって人がいましたよね。
その人の祖先だったりして・・。



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ピンクのガーベラの花言葉は「崇高美」。
可愛らしいガーベラですけど、そんな花言葉を持っていたのですね(^_^)



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東京都出身。


携帯でも見てね。




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The Huffington Post
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ROCKETNEWS24
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The Animal Rescue Site Blog
HOMEMADE


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猫の日のジャースイーツをご紹介いただきました
猫ジャーナル
猫知る
ヤフージャパンビューティー


猫エクレアをご紹介いただきました
猫ジャーナル
Bored Panda
Food Network
stern
mother nature network


猫ジャーナルで2014年の
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第8回ポストカードコンテスト
写真部門優秀賞

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